February 2011
SO
I WAS SITTIN IN MATH CLASS ONE DAYYYYY
(hehehe I hope someone *JARED FELDMAN* sees what I did there)
And I started to write a song/poem,
and it was really nice because it was one of those ones where you just really knew that it would be what you wanted.
You don’t have to spend a ton of time thinking about the next line or verse.
Or you think of several different ways to say something.
...
Dad walks in
“What are you doing?”
“Nothing…”
WEED ON MY DASH.
January 2011
Depressive realism →
selfishandhungry:
floatingparticles:
Depressive realism is the proposition that people with depression actually have a more accurate perception of reality, specifically that they are less affected by positive illusions of illusory superiority, the illusion of control and optimism bias. The concept refers to people with borderline or moderate depression, suggesting that while non-depressed...
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-_-
When people are like
“Why are you naked/Put some clothes on/ Where is your shirt”
I’m like
-_-
Uh,
it’s MY ART.
I can do anything the fuck I want.
First off,
all of my lady parts are covered in ALL of them.
Second of all,
even if I was showing body parts,
it is still MY ART.
MY ART.
MY ART.
MYYYY ARRTTTT.
Get it through your head.
I am NOT interested in...
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"Fer-evur Yung"
February is Eating Disorder Awareness month.
edawareness asked: Thanks for answering to my post! Much appreciated, as not many people do =P
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When girls on facebook over-edit photos and make...
I’m like
Girl please.
You can’t have eyes like theeeeeese.
Invade my Privacy
http://thatsadirtyhippie.tumblr.com/ask
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http://thatsadirtyhippie.tumblr.com/ask
I need to learn how to fishtail braid.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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It’s too late.
The cat is on the couch giving me dirty looks saying
“GIIIRRRRLLLL,
WHATCHU DOIN’ ON TUMBLR SO LATE”
and I’m like
“BOYYYYY,
I’M GOING TO RUN OVER YOU TOMORROW MORNING WITH MY CAR”.
Anonymous asked: lots of sex and smoking weed and watching movies with ice cream and treats plus mad cigarettes
REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously...
phishphan420:
COME AT ME BRO! WWW.MAMMAMEG.TUMBLR.COM/ASK
Anonymous asked: so your cock is ticking em? oh wait i meant clock, oh well, to late now. that random stream of consciousness probably only makes sense if you know who this is and i think you can figure it out. here's a hint: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU29bXmiMBw :)
Happy Hump Day!
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I started writing in that journal finally.
But there were two words that kept bugging the shit outta me how I used them.
They’re “aware” and “conscious”.
I feel like the difference for me is this:
If I say “I am conscious”, it means that I realize that I am living and can voluntarily interact with things around me.
If I say I am “aware”,...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
jaicobanderson:
Leave all your love and your...
That awkward moment when youre glasses fog up when...
When people are like
“You drink milk in your tea?”
And I’m like
“Yeah….”
and they’re like
“It doesn’t curdle it at all?”
…
…
…
OHOHOHOH
fotosh. NOW.
Guess who has 2 thumbs and is gonna fail music...
This girl.
Fuck Yeah, Tom Petty: PLAYBOY: Where were you when... →
fuckyeahtompetty:
PLAYBOY: Where were you when John Lennon was shot? And what was your reaction?
PETTY: His death hurt real bad, still hurts. Each time I see his picture or hear him sing, I immediately get pissed off that some fucking jerk could just blow him away. In fact, the only two people I have ever…
transform my body for eternity
Oh hey porn started following me
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Anyone know how to fix a record player that has a...
I have it on 33 and I’ve tried putting things on the middle to weigh it down but nothing works. I opened it up but now I don’t know what the fuck to do to fix it. Help?
sleek,straight,shiny,uniform,texture,smooth,jagged,...
I had this terrible dream last night
Well, it wasn’t terrible as much as it was powerful
But my emotions were more intact while it was happening
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I finally got a notebook to start my own journal.
Anyone who asks me can read it if they’d like
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I’ve been drinnking so much tea
Like doing the dishes today there were so many fucking mugs in the sink
/
I’m hungry.
...
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To die in music
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So we abbreviate “eating disorder” as ED.
But I’m a girl
so, I don’t have an Erectile Disfunction.
Isn't it time you talked to your doctor about...
Dylan taught me how to play "Daylight" by Matt and...
Now I’m all like
DURNURNURNURDURNURNURNUR
BADADANADABANANAAAAAA
YOUR FRIEND REQUEST? PROBABLY DENIED.
I’m having moodswings lately
But they’re not like massive
and they don’t reflect on the outside
they’re just on the inside
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My dad’s girlfriend wants me to go back to therapy
I guess
so
uhm
no?
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I got this chair at the thrift store
It’s pink and floral and super comfy
like a sofa chair
I can’t wait to curl up in it
/
I need to obtain a...